Last night a panicked client had dinner without bread. This is our text exchange from the fundraising dinner that I hope will help you avoid another confused dinner!

Client: Do you eat the bread plate on the right or left?

CLM: Well… you usually don’t eat the plate.  But the bread on the plate to your left is for you.

Client:  SHOOT! I was wondering why everyone else ate the bread…

CLM: Just remember BMW.  Bread, Meal, Water:  Bread on your left;  Meal in the center; Water on your right.

As you head into the weekend where you will undoubtedly be sharing dinner with others, it is important to remember what is yours at the table!  

• Food, such as bread and salad, are going to be on your left.  “Food” and “left” both have four  letters.

• Drinks, such as water, wine and tea are going to be on your right.  “Drink” and “right” both have five letters.

To avoid confusion, thirst or starvation, remember BMW: the Ultimate Dining Guideline. 

Happy Dining!